The Republic of Golitzia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Antony Ario with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.233 billion Golitzians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuti. The average income tax rate is 39.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Golitzian economy, worth 114 trillion Lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 51,150 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens, Antony Ario's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, and the government finds the idea of having an army to be rather distasteful. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golitzia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Golitzia is ranked 98,532^nd in the world and 4,397^th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 242.43 on the Clooney Contribution Index.