The Republic of Goldenbergs is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its burgeoning horse population. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.707 billion Goldenbergsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The very strong Goldenbergsian economy, worth 327 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 69,605 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Goldenbergs's national animal is the horse, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Goldenbergs is ranked 207,806^th in the world and 8,157^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 34.93 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.