The Dominion of Gioprideland is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and prohibition of alcohol. The quiet, industrious population of 5.921 billion Giopridelandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 35.8%.

The all-consuming Giopridelandian economy, worth 505 trillion rainbows a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,446 rainbows, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris, Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy, executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins, and citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gioprideland's national animal is the rainbow.

Gioprideland is ranked 267,255^th in the world and 416^th in Giovanniland for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.93 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.