The Emirate of GeraldFord is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chevrolet with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 19.477 billion GeraldFordians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Defense, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murica. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant GeraldFordian economy, worth 453 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 23,274 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Murica, Chevrolet has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, and Episcopalian has been named as GeraldFord's national religion. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GeraldFord's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Episcopalian.

GeraldFord is ranked 44,356^th in the world and 64^th in Jenny for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 687.81 on the Clooney Contribution Index.