The Supreme and Exalted Empire of Gatchina is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Wentworth with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.685 billion Gatchinans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strelsau. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gatchinan economy, worth a remarkable 7,496 trillion Rubles a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 303,674 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, and the might of the entire Gatchinan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Gatchina's national animal is the Double Headed Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is USCJ Judaism.

Gatchina is ranked 3,265^th in the world and 2^nd in Krasnaya for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 9,564.73 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.