The United Kingdom of Gardens is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning falcon population. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.584 billion Gardensians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The very strong Gardensian economy, worth 168 trillion pounds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 65,348 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Gardens's national animal is the falcon.

Gardens is ranked 239,225^th in the world and 10,138^th in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 180.72 on the Gilded Widget Scale.