The Colony of Gajurks is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Regency Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.496 billion Gajurksians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dragon's Keep. The average income tax rate is 21.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Gajurksian economy, worth 264 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,668 Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, anyone can get ahead in life if they want to, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gajurks's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Vulcanism.

Gajurks is ranked 50,824^th in the world and 7^th in Anegana for Safest, scoring 102.5 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.