The The Kingdom of Gabritainglizu is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Demosthenes with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.665 billion Gabritainglizuins are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Octanglis city. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Gabritainglizuan economy, worth 195 trillion Onomagories a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,428 Onomagories, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, nobody is forced to join the armed forces, eminent domain has been abolished, and families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gabritainglizu's national animal is the Horiblin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Order of the Violets.

Gabritainglizu is ranked 51,646^th in the world and 3,154^th in Balder for Highest Poor Incomes, with 51,347.12 Standard Monetary Units.