The Republic of GA5 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yetesto with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, public floggings, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed population of 10.729 billion Gafivians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vastano. The average income tax rate is 63.4%.

The all-consuming GA5ian economy, worth 950 trillion 344s a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 88,561 344s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, citizens praise the weeds that overwhelm their narrow vegetable realm, and unruly children often visit adult websites when angry with their parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GA5's national animal is the 566, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bawaaa.

GA5 is ranked 61,333^rd in the world and 3,596^th in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 44,598.99 Standard Monetary Units.