The Sultanate of Fzzxj is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.31 billion Fzzxjians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Fzzxjian economy, worth 266 trillion xzjfs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,205 xzjfs, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens who plan overseas vacations are barred from running for political office, the government is slowly introducing social welfare programs, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fzzxj's national animal is the xzjf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fzzxj is ranked 189,860^th in the world and 705^th in Two for Safest, scoring 48.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.