The Sultanate of Fzzjxf is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its closed borders, parental licensing program, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.242 billion Fzzjxfians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 58.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fzzjxfian economy, worth 264 trillion xzjfs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,162 xzjfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death, mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters, and people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fzzjxf's national animal is the xzjf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fzzjxf is ranked 168,611^th in the world and 2,387^th in Two for Largest Populations, with 2.24 billion capita.