The Sultanate of Fzzjfx is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.257 billion Fzzjfxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Fzzjfxian economy, worth 240 trillion xzjfs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 106,581 xzjfs, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Single celebrities have to repeatedly prove their chastity to avoid being married off to infatuated fans, meat-eating is frowned upon, school history books often refer to Leader as "that imperialist pig dog", and citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fzzjfx's national animal is the xzjf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fzzjfx is ranked 200,141^st in the world and 950^th in Two for Safest, scoring 41.32 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.