The Sultanate of Fzjxxz is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.176 billion Fzjxxzians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fzjxxzian economy, worth 238 trillion xzjfs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,796 xzjfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Election debates consists mostly of two grey suits arguing over how to best preserve the status quo, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, and the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fzjxxz's national animal is the xzjf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fzjxxz is ranked 275,111^th in the world and 5,112^th in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.16 weapons per person.