The Sultanate of Fzjxjf is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its closed borders, rum-swilling pirates, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.284 billion Fzjxjfians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Fzjxjfian economy, worth 260 trillion xzjfs a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 114,158 xzjfs, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.
Holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in, the government is buying children's books by the thousands, the national defense strategy is a little floppy, and there's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fzjxjf's national animal is the xzjf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fzjxjf is ranked 270,329th in the world and 748th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 38.55 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fzjxjf was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Fzjxjf, there's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies.
- : Following new legislation in Fzjxjf, the national defense strategy is a little floppy.
- : Following new legislation in Fzjxjf, the government is buying children's books by the thousands.
- : Following new legislation in Fzjxjf, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in.
- : Following new legislation in Fzjxjf, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services.
- : Fzjxjf was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.
- : Following new legislation in Fzjxjf, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
- : Fzjxjf was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Fzjxjf, suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns.
