The Sultanate of Fzjfxj is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.29 billion Fzjfxjians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Fzjfxjian economy, worth 223 trillion xzjfs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 97,465 xzjfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are bankrupted by injuries to cousins they've never met, citizens often ask "what has information technology ever done for us?", the police use sound cannons and mortars to deal with loud parties, and all music has been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fzjfxj's national animal is the xzjf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fzjfxj is ranked 266,382^nd in the world and 407^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 40.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.