The Sultanate of Fxzxjf is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.311 billion Fxzxjfians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fxzxjfian economy, worth 248 trillion xzjfs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,526 xzjfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, police and sick people alike fear the Day of Rest as all institutions are forced to shut down, policy reversals are more often graceful demi-détournés than u-turns, and abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fxzxjf's national animal is the xzjf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fxzxjf is ranked 264,844^th in the world and 334^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 40.94 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.