The Sultanate of Fxzjxf is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 2.152 billion Fxzjxfians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fxzjxfian economy, worth 233 trillion xzjfs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 108,681 xzjfs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, most academic research has ground to a halt, Fxzjxf recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, and the nation's coasts have been left unprotected while the entire navy sits in Brasilistani waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fxzjxf's national animal is the xzjf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fxzjxf is ranked 17,564^th in the world and 2,320^th in Two for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,653.62 on the Gilded Widget Scale.