The Sultanate of Fxxfjz is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.299 billion Fxxfjzians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Fxxfjzian economy, worth 270 trillion xzjfs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,693 xzjfs, with the richest citizens earning 9.3 times as much as the poorest.

Meetings are often scheduled for "about four-ish" following complete conversion to sundials, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge, public nudity is compulsory, and the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fxxfjz's national animal is the xzjf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fxxfjz is ranked 258,550^th in the world and 95^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 43.47 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.