The Sultanate of Fxjfzx is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.272 billion Fxjfzxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 63.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Fxjfzxian economy, worth 252 trillion xzjfs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,169 xzjfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.
All the world's a stage for Fxjfzxian political theatrics, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside, there's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies, and reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fxjfzx's national animal is the xzjf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Fxjfzx is ranked 182,594th in the world and 542nd in Two for Safest, scoring 53.27 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fxjfzx, reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic.
- : Following new legislation in Fxjfzx, there's a revolutionary culture in the nation's dairies.
- : Following new legislation in Fxjfzx, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside.
- : Following new legislation in Fxjfzx, all the world's a stage for Fxjfzxian political theatrics.
- : Following new legislation in Fxjfzx, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
- : Following new legislation in Fxjfzx, parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife.
- : Following new legislation in Fxjfzx, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
- : Following new legislation in Fxjfzx, both illness and poverty are seen as signs of low moral worth.
- : Following new legislation in Fxjfzx, most ambassadors from Fxjfzx retire only a few years after being appointed.
- : Following new legislation in Fxjfzx, all music has been banned.
