The Froggy Frogs of Frogish is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by That frog man with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.034 billion Frogishians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frog City. The average income tax rate is 56.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Frogishian economy, worth 735 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Tourism, Trout Farming, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 182,235 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Boys who even ask about cheerleading are placed on the Sex Offenders Register, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, war criminals are given full state funerals, and kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frogish's national animal is the Definitely Not Frogs Thats for sure, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Frogs.

Frogish is ranked 124,068^th in the world and 24^th in Astoria for Largest Populations, with 4.03 billion capita.