The Free Land of Freebieria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Serdna Zoñum with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, keen interest in outer space, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.716 billion Freebierians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 1.8%.

The strong Freebierian economy, worth a remarkable 1,667 trillion Caps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 121,542 Caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Light entertainment isn't dead, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods, and prison is a nightmare. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Freebieria's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Freebieria is ranked 7,537^th in the world and 566^th in Lazarus for Most Armed, with 11.49 weapons per person.