The Republic of FreeTopiaville is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 3.102 billion FreeTopiavilleans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 83.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse FreeTopiavillean economy, worth 262 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,681 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas, extreme hiring regulations mean a job in FreeTopiaville is often a lifetime appointment, and government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FreeTopiaville's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

FreeTopiaville is ranked 289,343^rd in the world and 11,025^th in Balder for Most Armed, with 0.13 weapons per person.