Population | 3.834 billion |
Capital | Versailles |
Leader | Louis XXI |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Pound |
Animal | rooster |
The Kingdom of France-et-de-Navarre is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Louis XXI with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.834 billion Franceses are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Versailles. The average income tax rate is 45.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Francesa economy, worth 729 trillion Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 190,333 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food", diplomatic cables about Louis XXI have suddenly been very flattering, and elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. France-et-de-Navarre's national animal is the rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
France-et-de-Navarre is ranked 28,426th in the world and 1,851st in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,592.7 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in France-et-de-Navarre, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
- : Following new legislation in France-et-de-Navarre, diplomatic cables about Louis XXI have suddenly been very flattering.
- : Following new legislation in France-et-de-Navarre, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
- : France-et-de-Navarre was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in France-et-de-Navarre, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it.
- : Following new legislation in France-et-de-Navarre, grocery stores can be audibly identified by the giggling emerging from them.
- : Following new legislation in France-et-de-Navarre, ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward.
- : Following new legislation in France-et-de-Navarre, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
- : Following new legislation in France-et-de-Navarre, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
- : Following new legislation in France-et-de-Navarre, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.