The Queendom of Forbin is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The democratic population of 3.839 billion Forbinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 11.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Forbinian economy, worth 188 trillion yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 49,092 yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Skateboarding is considered a form of diplomacy, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, and defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were. Crime is almost non-existent. Forbin's national animal is the rooster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Forbin is ranked 179,597^th in the world and 3,082^nd in Ambition for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring zero on the Clooney Contribution Index.