The United States of Folsom-CA- is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.67 billion Folsom-CA-ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 78.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Folsom-CA-ian economy, worth 532 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,211 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The right to free speech is being drastically curtailed, many in Folsom-CA- are born in the purple, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, and executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Folsom-CA-'s national animal is the bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Folsom-CA- is ranked 267,500^th in the world and 519^th in Aerospace for Highest Food Quality, scoring 6.9 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.