The Zionist Republic of Flor-Fina is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 34.892 billion Flor-Finans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Flor-Finan economy, worth a remarkable 3,477 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 99,673 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flor-Fina's national animal is the Mourning dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christian Zionist.

Flor-Fina is ranked 238,275^th in the world and 8^th in Israel for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 47.09 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.