The Sultanate of Fjzxf is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.268 billion Fjzxfians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fjzxfian economy, worth 238 trillion xzjfs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,038 xzjfs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You don't need a smoking gun to arrest someone for promoting guns, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, directors of low-budget sci-fi films are flocking to use Fjzxf City as a backdrop, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'xzjfdogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fjzxf's national animal is the xzjf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fjzxf is ranked 266,827^th in the world and 473^rd in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 40.13 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.