The Sultanate of Fjxzf is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.281 billion Fjxzfians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Fjxzfian economy, worth 271 trillion xzjfs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 119,112 xzjfs, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters, citizen radio operators agree that the certification test can open up a world of hertz, anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fjxzf's national animal is the xzjf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Fjxzf is ranked 267,223^rd in the world and 470^th in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 40.13 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.