The Matriarchy of FirstWorldProblems is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 11.113 billion First Worldians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 36.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The FirstWorldProblemsian economy, worth 458 trillion Hashtags a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,290 Hashtags, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Election ballot papers are so long that unused ones are recycled as toilet roll, a major religion has been named as FirstWorldProblems's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of FirstWorldProblems in an international press conference, and FirstWorldProblems has designated FirstWorldProblems City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FirstWorldProblems's national animal is the Dolphin.

FirstWorldProblems is ranked 108,142^nd in the world and 9^th in Memeverse for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 182.59 on the Clooney Contribution Index.