The Constitutional Monarchy of Firever is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Aelfwynn with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ritual sacrifices, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.791 billion Firevis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asher. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Fireverian economy, worth 432 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 114,182 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Fireverian democracy, the nation grinds to a halt on the anniversary of every marginally noteworthy event, transgender and agender are on the education agenda, and there's some really clean windows in Fireverian houses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Firever's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Firever is ranked 14,566^th in the world and 4^th in Sparkalia for Most Patriotic, with 54.84 flags saluted per person per day.