The Karelianist State of Finno-Ugrica is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Generalissimo Löyhkä with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, triple-decker prams, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.578 billion Finns are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Äänislinna. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Finno-Ugric economy, worth 346 trillion Finnic Marks a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,261 Finnic Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes, and it is considered unpatriotic to learn a foreign language. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finno-Ugrica's national animal is the Finnic Brown Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Karelianism.

Finno-Ugrica is ranked 253,443^rd in the world and 6^th in Pcm 6 for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 44.79 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.