The Community of Findhorn is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 34.111 billion Findhornians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 70.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Findhornian economy, worth a remarkable 1,855 trillion crusts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 54,384 crusts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, Findhorn's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and the Findhorn Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Findhorn's national animal is the kelpie, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Findhorn is ranked 7,513^th in the world and 358^th in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.