The Kingdom of Finchuudia is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service. The democratic population of 1.976 billion Finchüüdians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 25.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Finchüüdian economy, worth 87.5 trillion Tögars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,289 Tögars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Finchuudia's national animal is the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Finchuudia is ranked 73,882^nd in the world and 7^th in United Kingdoms of Europe for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50.99 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.