Population | 4.079 billion |
Capital | Property is theft man |
Leader | Everyone |
Currency | Pretty beed |
Animal | Birds dude |
The Community of Filthy is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Everyone with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.079 billion Filthyians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Property is theft man. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Filthyian economy, worth 566 trillion Pretty beeds a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 138,928 Pretty beeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, the new hit series "Filthy's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted, and excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions. Crime is totally unknown. Filthy's national animal is the Birds dude, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Filthy is ranked 11,139th in the world and 265th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 118,960.51 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Filthy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Filthy, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions.
- : Following new legislation in Filthy, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted.
- : Following new legislation in Filthy, the new hit series "Filthy's Got Trauma" has corporate executives fleeing the country.
- : Following new legislation in Filthy, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews.
- : Following new legislation in Filthy, environmental officials dismiss uncontrolled wildfires burning down major cities as nature taking its course.
- : Filthy was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
- : Following new legislation in Filthy, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
- : Following new legislation in Filthy, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes.
- : Following new legislation in Filthy, politicians always seem to take two steps forward then three steps back.