The Confederacy of Federacy is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Kingpin with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.536 billion Federacyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yvonne. The average income tax rate is 43.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Federacyian economy, worth 270 trillion Federations a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 106,625 Federations, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

On-duty Air Federacy flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class, children grow up long before the paperwork for their lemonade stands can be sorted out, the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet, and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Federacy's national animal is the Diplomat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Prosperity Gospel.

Federacy is ranked 118,029^th in the world and 98^th in Iris for Safest, scoring 74.12 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.