Population | 3.76 billion |
Currency | Silmaril |
Animal | Eagle |
The Kingdom of Feanor is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-working population of 3.76 billion Feanorians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.2%.
The thriving Feanorian economy, worth 243 trillion Silmarils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 64,783 Silmarils, with the richest citizens earning 8.5 times as much as the poorest.
No cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction, and thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Feanor's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.
Feanor is ranked 113,880th in the world and 6th in Beleriand for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,084.34 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Feanor's influence in Beleriand fell from "Envoy" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Feanor's influence in Beleriand fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
- : Feanor's influence in Beleriand rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Feanor was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Feanor, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses.
- : Following new legislation in Feanor, builders spend more time negotiating "tasteful architecture" than on actual construction.
- : Following new legislation in Feanor, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government.
- : Following new legislation in Feanor, no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor.
- : Feanor was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Capitalist Paradise".
- : Following new legislation in Feanor, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.