The Kingdom of Fauzzofflia is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 1.34 billion Fauzzofflians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 68.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Fauzzofflian economy, worth 74.3 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,415 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauzzofflia's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fauzzofflia is ranked 78,061^st in the world and 4,275^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,300.11 on the Gilded Widget Scale.