The Colony of Farmea19 is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.889 billion Farmea19ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farmea19ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,161 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,233 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Every workday begins with group therapy, Catherine Gratwick's campaign support is considered seminal, school football matches are usually five-a-side, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farmea19's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Farmea19 is ranked 28,277^th in the world and 1,704^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 75.71 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.