The Colony of Farmea0 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.828 billion Farmea0ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 80.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farmea0ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,273 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,729 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, it's widely agreed that to tennis players love means nothing, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, and many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farmea0's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Farmea0 is ranked 167,237^th in the world and 6,367^th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 176.81 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.