The Republic of Fakeland37 is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.025 billion Fakeland37ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 21.9%.

The very strong Fakeland37ian economy, worth 116 trillion rupees a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is 57,325 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", citizens tint their front windows to avoid starring in the 'TV Detector Patrol Unit' documentary, and sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Fakeland37's national animal is the panther, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fakeland37 is ranked 199,603^rd in the world and 6,669^th in Balder for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.