The Republic of Fakeland14 is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.221 billion Fakeland14ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 58.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Fakeland14ian economy, worth 127 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 57,484 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, school uniforms are compulsory, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fakeland14's national animal is the dolphin.

Fakeland14 is ranked 52,182^nd in the world and 3,050^th in Lazarus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 36.92 kickbacks per hour.