The District of Expedite is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 36.327 billion citizyns have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.3%.

The very strong Expeditean economy, worth a remarkable 1,484 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 40,872 aurums, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Expedite has designated District City as its capital city, Liard has just been declared ruler of Expedite in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and Liard is convinced that other nations can simply be "junked" (Expedite has found 1 easter egg). Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Expedite's national animal is the bovina, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Expedite is ranked 224,647^th in the world and 5^th in Morocco for Safest, scoring 23.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.