The Colony of Evileyir is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 621 million Evileyirians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Evileyirian economy, worth 15.0 trillion evilisistisisists a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 24,209 evilisistisisists, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', the roads are notorious throughout the region for their peril, and nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evileyir's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Evileyir is ranked 38,530^th in the world and 6^th in New SovietUnion for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 771.22 on the Clooney Contribution Index.