The District of Euchiacnia is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.493 billion Euchiacnians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Spirituality, although Law & Order and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.2%.

The very strong Euchiacnian economy, worth 537 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. Average income is 63,323 betales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 210,764 per year while the poor average 14,176, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, surveillance cameras are banned, and the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Euchiacnia's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Euchiacnia is ranked 209,026^th in the world and 7^th in Congo for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -4.47 on the Clooney Contribution Index.