The Socialist Republics of Etchechuria is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Chairwoman Anastasia Mozarov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, cynical population of 21.609 billion Etchechurians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuwatiasana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The strong Etchechurian economy, worth 507 trillion Etchechurian Notes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 23,475 Etchechurian Notes, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Etchechuria has designated Kuwatiasana as its capital city and Supreme Chairwoman Anastasia Mozarov has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Etchechuria's national animal is the Etchechurian Howler.

Etchechuria is ranked 233,198^th in the world and 44^th in Estovakia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 21,996.73 Standard Monetary Units.