The Lunar Kingdom of Esfhrizluna is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Fairy Spiritmoon with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory vegetarianism, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.904 billion Esfhrizlunans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spirit Moon. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Esfhrizlunan economy, worth a remarkable 3,484 trillion Lunariauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 351,863 Lunariauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen', tombstones are ten feet high to accommodate the names of inhabitants, and criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esfhrizluna's national animal is the Spirit Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Librarism.

Esfhrizluna is ranked 373^rd in the world and 5^th in Lunaria for Safest, scoring 198.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.