The Constitutional Monarchy of Erzgebirge-Bohemia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kaiser Siegfried I with an even hand, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 6.292 billion Erzgebirge-Bohemians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prag. The average income tax rate is 69.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Erzgebirge-Bohemian economy, worth 641 trillion Marks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 101,934 Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are expected to be proficient in at least five languages, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Erzgebirge-Bohemia, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, and the number of children one can have is restricted by law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Erzgebirge-Bohemia's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Erzgebirge-Bohemia is ranked 18,348^th in the world and 971^st in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,462.87 on the Gilded Widget Scale.