The Unitary State of Eotia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alysanne Constantine with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, national health service, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.211 billion Eotians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ermione. The average income tax rate is 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Eotian economy, worth 180 trillion Dragmas a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,510 Dragmas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads, army doctors who come under attack defend themselves by using stethoscopes like nunchaku, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and among slaves 'bastard' is an honorific rather than an insult. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eotia's national animal is the monk seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Hestianism.

Eotia is ranked 25,942^nd in the world and 1,559^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,228.64 on the Gilded Widget Scale.