The Republic of Envinyatar is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 5.498 billion Envinyatarians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The thriving Envinyatarian economy, worth 370 trillion rubledollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is 67,459 rubledollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 238,785 per year while the poor average 13,760, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Envinyatar's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Envinyatar is ranked 160,291^st in the world and 3,386^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 478.48 on the Gilded Widget Scale.