The Commonwealth of Enthkim-Ough is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lawspeaker Zabuzado Noxasine with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 16.416 billion Enthkim-Oughians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Enthkim-Oughian economy, worth a remarkable 1,521 trillion Ums a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,656 Ums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A teen dramedy has been taken off air because the main villain is a man, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, and the industries of Enthkim-Ough are coughing all the way to the bank. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enthkim-Ough's national animal is the snowy owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Violetism.

Enthkim-Ough is ranked 31,971^st in the world and 437^th in the West Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 71,810.03 Standard Monetary Units.